Michael: No. I was being negligent.
- Was she talking back? Dwight
- If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. Dwight
- Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odor. Dwight
- Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy. Phyllis
- Ah, so that's where her uterus went. Dr. Intern
- I'm petrified of nipple-chafing. Andy
- Did Roy ever kill one of your cats? Angela
- Try picturing them with more clothes on, or a funny coat. Pam
- I'm robbing her. Dwight
- He couldn't have made it a circle? Toby
And the wit and wisdom of Michael Scott:
- Who is the real boss - the dog or a fish?
- Everyone inside the car was fine.
- Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
- I hate hospitals. In my mind, they are associated with sickness.
- I am a little-stitious.
- Who is Jesus's dad?
- A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car to find out she may have rabies, but that is where we are in America.
- European offices are naked all the time.
- Time to carbo-load.
- Wait - Imodium, or Ex-Lax?
- While I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out. I am very proud of that.
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