2/15/07: Great moments in Office episodes

• Michael: May your hats fly as high as your dreams.
  
  
• Angela: Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!
  
  
• Dwight: Jim, you're the #2 in this office.
  
  
• Jim: The bat. I mean, I know I felt it bite me, but look, there's no mark. I feel so tingly. So strangely powerful.
  
  
• Michael (ripping expensive textbook): You cannot learn from books... I know these are expensive, but the lesson is priceless. Good. I think you're inspired.
  
  
• Michael: There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales. And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.
  
  
• Toby: It's important to support local art, and what they [his kids classmates] do is not art.
  
  
• Dwight: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
  Creed: What size?
  
  
• Michael: Ryan has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everyone thinks he's a tease.
  
  
• Michael: Business is always personal.
  
  
• Jim: There's just so much sun in here.
  
  
• Roy: Your art was the prettiest art of all the art.
  
  
• Gil: This is motel art.
  
  
• Michael: That is our building. And we sell paper. I am really proud of you... Without paper, it could not have happened. Unless you had a camera.