5/1/08: Great moments in Office episodes

If you were a real star, you'd put your face in it. (Jim)

I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. (Michael)

That's a racing stripe. (Andy)

I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too. (Stanley)

I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam without her glasses and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless. (Creed)

In the gang world, we use something called "fluffy fingers." (Darryl)

You are fired like a heart attack. (Michael)

It is a summer Christmas sale-ebration. And we call it a Summer Sales-A-Lot. (Michael)

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