Pam is taller. - Kevin
It was pathetic, though. No offense. -Kelly
I opened a Word document on his computer and put a web address at the top. - Ryan
I sold it on eBay. The buyer was very motivated. - Michael
I don't care if that's how they consolidated power in ancient Rome. - Angela
Check-in time is now, check-out time is never... and the sheets are made of fire... I'm the co-owner, with Satan... and I haven't told you my salary yet - $80,000 a year. - Dwight
I didn't get both of your messages. - Michael
In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front. - Meredith
Swing low, sweet chariots. - Creed
It is not because of the boob job. Excuse me - boob enhancement. - Michael
Your advice was good, but Jan's was bigger. - Michael
Karen: There's one too many people there.
Jim: You mean Kevin?
That is Beardy. That's not his real name - that's just what I call him. - Michael
Just tell her I want to squeeze them. It's code. She'll know what it means. - Michael
This is a Schrute-buck. - Dwight
It is always a pleasure when our paths cross. - Michael
Anybody who comes in here is going to have to take me seriously. - Dwight
So long, assholes. - Jan
That was some serious, hardcore self-destruction. - Karen
Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. - Pam
You and I are done. - Ryan
Are you free for dinner tonight? - Jim
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