5/3/07: Great moments in Office episodes

Random nuggets

• You will receive a full disadulation. (Jim)
• Phyllis, you're a married woman! (Angela)
• I am saying a lot of things. (Pam)
• Wanna go in the womens' bathroom? (Kevin)
• I do one weird thing. (Creed)
• I figure I can cut up this robe. (Pam)

Deep thoughts from Dwight

• A penis. I think you know what I'm referring to.
• I am removing all bananas from the kitchen.
  
• I wish I could "minstrate."
  

And the extra-special wisdom of Michael Scott

• As that was coming out of my mouth, I knew it was wrong.
• Dwight, are those your pants?
• I know the crap out of women.
• I feel uncomfortable in the dress.
• Do you have a crescent? An Allen crescent?
• I wished for Angela a heart, and for Kelly a brain.